page 40

25Jun08

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fortieth page! the comic is officially over the hill! and to celebrate, some women bits! never let anyone tell you i’m not an equal-opportunity crotch-exploiter. and yes, sadie has a bush. she isn’t a porn star.

why all the nudity in this comic, you ask? well, jimmy did get around a lot in his youth (like a lot of partying losers … not sure if it’s because they encounter a higher percentage of drunk girls, or a higher percentage of girls with low self-esteem). but mostly, it’s probably my subconscious revenge on my manga past. i remember the first graphic novel i ever bought was the first copy of ranma 1/2 through the viz magazine (which was basically the only place to get manga/subtitled anime when i was in sixth grade … and ranma 1/2 was baaaasically the only title worth getting, besides maybe black jack. you spoiled kids with your dual-language dvds and manga section at borders! -cane shake-) threw boobs in my face unexpectedly and almost constantly. and naked, to boot! i had to hide that shit from my parents, and i guess i was always subconscious spiteful toward rumiko takahashi for forcing me to be so sneaky with my manga, especially when it wasn’t porn — it only looked that way! (this is also why i have an aversion to the term “graphic novel”).

anybody who’s read ranma 1/2 knows they make good use of the bathhouse motif – not only to ensure constant hilarious transformations, but to show off ranma/shampoo’s (but never akane’s) tits. but whenever there was a chance for crotch action — it was mysteriously blocked by strategically placed scenery! 

even pre-teen acne-scarred mary called bullshit. why should girls have their tits lolling out all over the place while guys (who have the advantage of their chest not being sexualized) get to roam around in relative decency? ever since, i’ve sworn to show crotches as often as humanly possible to make up for lost time. in my opinion, crotches are just as (if not more) hilarious than a flouncing set of boobs.

we have genitalia, folks! embrace them!

(this attitude is also probably a product of working at a sex toy store.)

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